1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
One, you hate it whenever people give you mixed signals. Two, you get annoyed whenever people don’t respond to the messages that you send them. Three, you don’t want to put up with partners who go through constant mood swings.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 21)
One, you would never want to associate yourself with someone who has manipulative tendencies. Two, you hate it whenever people get excessively jealous within the context of a relationship. Three, you get annoyed whenever a partner violates your privacy.
3. Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
One, you get upset whenever you find out that your partner has been keeping a secret from you. Two, you feel betrayed when you know that your partner has been lying to you about the little things. Three, you don’t want to be with someone who can’t control their alcohol.
4. Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
One, you feel brokenhearted whenever someone suddenly cancels on plans with you. Two, you don’t take it too easy when someone shows up late after you’ve been waiting for so long. Three, you are irritated whenever someone refuses to define the relationship with you.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
One, you would never want to find out that the person you’re with has cheated or acted unfaithfully towards you. Two, drug use is always going to be a big deal-breaker for you. And three, you just can’t handle someone who is going to drag you to parties every single week.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
One, you won’t want to be in a relationship with someone who is lazy and doesn’t put forth the effort. Two, you would be totally ashamed to be with a person who lacks direction, structure, and order in life. And three, you just can’t ever bring yourself to be tolerant of an immature human being.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
One, you are not all too fond of people who are impatient and have short tempers. Two, you hate being bogged down by the negative energy and pessimism of another human being. And three, you get annoyed by someone who acts too pushy or controlling.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)
One, you would never want to entertain someone who is overly needy and clingy. Two, you hate it whenever people act entitled and possessive in the relationship. Three, it irks you whenever someone resorts to passive-aggressiveness to solve a problem.
9. Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
One, you would never be tolerant of any forms of disrespect. Two, you just walk away from people who aren’t humble enough to actually acknowledge their mistakes and apologize. Three, you hate it whenever people try to blame other people when things go wrong in their lives.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
One, ignorance is something that you would never tolerate in another person especially in the information age. Two, you swear that hypocrites are your most mortal enemies. Three, you just can’t handle people who feel compelled to check their social media feeds every 5 minutes.
11. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
One, you are never going to be too receptive of people who have controlling tendencies. Two, you have completely sworn off people who resort to gaslighting techniques. And three, you just totally cancel people who you know are deliberately lying to you about something.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
One, you hate it whenever you are in the presence of someone who acts so bossy all of the time. Two, you don’t respond too well to people who act and feel entitled in life. And three, you always need depth in the people that you’re with – that’s why you hate superficial individuals.
The more you understand yourself, the more silence there is, the healthier you are. —Maxime Lagacé